June 2012
1 post
im4kingforad4y asked: What is your opinion on the Jubilee and the Monarchy in general?
May 2012
3 posts
WatchOnision Tries to Think, and Fails Conclusively - CammehYaBams on Blip
April 2012
7 posts
Swedish Match - 2010 International Collegiate... →
This is absolutely incredible. I’m just speechless. How do humans do this?
forevervagtastic asked: Hey, just to say you're my favorite you tuber, hands down. Was wandering, do you have a favorite band, if so who? :)
realdowntomarsgirls asked: I like your rants on youtube... a friend introduced me today with your video on legalising drugs. Keep uploading and I'll actually go onto youtube to watch something other than new music videos.
weshallplayuno asked: What music do you listen to, sorry if you already got this question before.
im4kingforad4y asked: Do you like dubstep? If you do I may lose every last shred of respect I had for you.
My Raw Response To A Britain's Got Talent...
I’m watching this utterly putrid, vacuous garbage as I type this. These are my off-the-cuff thoughts.
To begin with, why is it that anyone who can sing reasonably in tune and control vibrato is instantly showered with endless praise? There’s a girl singing at the moment. Ignoring the fact that she could have chosen to go on a program specifically for singing, such as ‘The...
Words Which Describe This Culture
Putrid
Putrescent
Putrefying
Festering
Saprogenic
Carcinogenic
Decaying
Dilapidating
Degenerative
Stultifying
Uninspiring
Languid
Insipid
Banal
Tedious
Pedestrian
Mediocre
Indolent
Incompetent
Repulsive
Repugnant
Vile
Nauseating
…And most of all, bad.
January 2012
4 posts
bloodonmyangelwings asked: an i have your youtube account please?:Px
saf3tysuit-deactivated20120128 asked: hi I love you because I despise RWJ and iJustine too. (:
race-human asked: how long have you had a tumblr?
eyesofalateralus asked: Hello Cameron, I was wondering if you ever try correcting your teachers whenever they state something incorrectly.
September 2011
1 post
Asinine facebook games - You're The One
Hey! You! If you’re a hopelessly insecure, pathetic human being who grew up with an inferiority complex from an early age, plaguing your family with amateur dramatics through the histrionic statement that ‘nobody loves me, waaa’ then we’ve got the solution for you! Try ‘you’re the one’, our brand new facebook game! If you haven’t tried this game, it involves the frequent exchange of asinine,...
August 2011
2 posts
“Historically, the most terrible things - war, genocide, and slavery - have...”
– Howard Zinn (via amazingatheist)
June 2011
1 post
Britain's Got Marketability - Semi Final 5
First of all, we have someone messing around with some hula-hoops with a permanentlty shocked expression on their face for some bizarre reason. Admittedly, there’s a fair bit of skill involved with it and it was relatively entertaining. I’ve not got much to say about her to be honest, other than get rid of the ridiculous fucking expressions.
Next up, a bloody dog act, ‘Pip and...
May 2011
8 posts
Draw Muhammad Day
Yesterday was Everybody Draw Muhammad Day 2011, and so far it seems to have been relatively successful. I’m still alive, all is well. Furthermore, here’s my picture :D (I decided to add a guy getting decapitated just for good measure). Cue Prokofiev’s Dance of the Knights.
'Judgment Day'
It all boils down simply, to fucking mesmerising stupidity. (Odd first line, I know). Allegedly, the 21st of May, 2011, is ‘Judgment Day’, in which we all face the spirit crushing reality that we’re going to hell because we don’t share the same imaginary friends as creationist, evangelical fuckheads. Boo hoo.
All the cool kids singing praises to a non-existent deity will...
http://player.vimeo.com/video/22439234 →
Wow…
Over-Analysing Some Eurovision Entries
Just saw Moldova’s entry to the contest, and I hope they win because that was absolutely hysterical. Playing the trumpet wearing a wizard-like hat whilst doing a bizzare jig gets my vote (well, it doesn’t, but if I actually remotely gave a shit about the program then it would), simply for the comedy value. I hope there are more like this in the future! Germany were pretty mediocre I...
Don't Waste your Life on the Xbox
“Bastard stole my knife kill!”
“Riot shield noob!”
“Fucking try-hards, man!”
“Urgh, noob-tube twat!”
“Bollocks, don’t put the internet off, please mum! Urgh, why?!”
These are the somewhat amusing, jargon-filled phrases which frequently emerge from my brother’s isolated bedroom, when the relatively thick walls simply...
“Coronation Street’s aggravating theme tune is the aural equivalent of...”
– Charlie Brooker in Screen Burn
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?
Ke$ha - Take it Off: Disastrous Sub-Music
Just gave one of the tracks, ‘Take it Off’ a listen for the first time, and I am officially aurally scarred. Observe the raw notes below on this auditory abomination, taken during my first-hand exposure to the monstrosity. Behold: Awful. It sounds like someone took a dribbling, Tolkeinesque six-year-old and placed them under a pneumatic drill. Please dear God make it stop. What...
